Affect jokes

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

The happier they get, the less they see.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Humanity.