Affect jokes
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife鈥檚 mom and dad just died.
Wife: 馃槶馃槶馃槶I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it鈥檚 ok. I love whenever I see you馃グ馃グ
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won鈥檛, but I love you when you're alive 馃槈馃槒
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we鈥檙e alive, but you don鈥檛 love us when we鈥檙e dead馃ぅ馃槬馃槗
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy鈥檚 mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad馃槨馃が. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 馃槪 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we鈥檒l get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 馃挄
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I love my family.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I love you, my new phone! 馃摬
It鈥檚 funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Hi 馃憢! I love 馃挄 you! Ooooooo!
I love friends.
I like unicorns.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
I like CHEESE!
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.