Education jokes
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
The Moodle Page
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
British people r so dumb dang
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.