A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Education Jokes
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
