Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Why are my students so naughty?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
300? You are a 3.0.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
