Education jokes
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Like if you hate going to school.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
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Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.