Education jokes

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

I for the class?

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

At school, I love to have fun!

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

I give homework.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?