Education jokes
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Was 9 + 10?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
300? You are a 3.0.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Her (DYM 101).
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.