Education jokes

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

My mom picked my major.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

I give homework.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

I for the class?