Lettuce Out of School

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Lettuce.

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce out of school early!

    Explanation

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    Listen here, this is a play on words. The joke sets you up with a question and then the answer sounds like "Let us out of school early!" which is what everyone wants. Also, fun fact: your brain is smaller than a walnut.

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