Education jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow. Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
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What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
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Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
I love school.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.