Education jokes
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
2+2=7
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.