Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
I give homework.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
I for the class?
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
