Education jokes
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
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Me during quarantine
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
2+2=7
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.