Education jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Memes
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
2+2=7
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END