Education jokes
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
I fucking hate school, god damn!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!