Education jokes
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"