Education jokes
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
2+2=7
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?