Education jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.