Education jokes
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Hollow Knight Meme
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
2 times 4 equals 18?
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”