2 times 4 equals 18?
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
My mom picked my major.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
