Education jokes
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.