Education jokes
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."