Education jokes
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.