Education jokes
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Memes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."