Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Education Jokes
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
