Education jokes

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).