Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
