Education jokes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...