Education jokes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I hate math dude
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
My mom picked my major.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"