Education jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
My classmates?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.