You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
What do you call white kid at the back of class?
School shooter
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
