Education jokes
My mom picked my major.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Like if you hate school.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
I hate math dude
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA