Education jokes
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Her (DYM 101).
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.