Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
