Education jokes
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
2+2=7
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"