Education Jokes

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience

What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3

it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.

Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

What are the best shooting ranges in america?

Schools

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said ‘ a smile’

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school

Going to school is mandatory in this country

Can you guess my plan?

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there