Education jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Kinky~
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
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So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?