Education jokes
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
2 times 4 equals 18?
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.