Education jokes
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Year 10 English.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.