Education jokes
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
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1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.