So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
What did the koala do when he was to educated He ran away from koalapidia
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here