Education jokes
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
dafuq?
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School: