Education jokes
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
School is the best!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.