Education jokes
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.