School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
