Education jokes

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).

Student: How should I know, that's his story?

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

AP Chemistry.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.

A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.