Education jokes

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

You can't give an orphan homework.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

I found this at school.

What kind of work from school can't orphans do?

Homework!

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

What can orphans not do in school?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

My classmates?

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Actually doing homework.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?

Go shoot up the school.

Why are Americans such good marksmen?

Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.