Eating jokes
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Memes
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!