Eating jokes
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
my new twin
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.