Eating

Eating jokes

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Weight

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Memes

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Nut

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Brother

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Fork

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Chocolate

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Egg

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Food

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!