Eating jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Memes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!