Eating jokes
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Memes
me in thanksgiving
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Deez nuts eat nuts.