Eating jokes
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."