Eating jokes
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄