Eating jokes
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.