Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
