Eating

Eating jokes

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Nut

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Memes

Brother

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Fork

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Chocolate

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Egg

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Food

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Vegetable

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.