Eating Jokes

i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a

Why can't people eat pizza because they will be unavailable

what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire

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What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Na they eat emo meal

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)

What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC

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What do you get if you do not eat. Dry

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔🤭😥🥵🥶😡😤🤬🤬

why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob

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