Eating jokes
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Memes
so true
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?