Eating jokes
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I donโt recall ever eating a monkey!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Memes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! ๐
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.