Eating jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Memes
Why did I find this?!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.