Eating jokes
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Explain Bear i hate you
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"