Eating jokes

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.