What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
