Eating jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.