Eating jokes
What did the snowman โ๏ธ eat after dinner?
Ice cream ๐จ.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Memes
so true
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I donโt recall ever eating a monkey!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! ๐
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.