Eating jokes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.