Eating jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!