Eating

Eating Jokes

i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger

Wanda- Ok Timmy

Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me

Cosmo- here you go Timmy

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism

why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob

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what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's