Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Orphan and Doritos
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Orphans don't have families, ya dig? So when they see "family sized" Doritos, they get all mopey 'cause they ain't got no fam to share with. You probably wouldn't get it since you have so many friends (1) who you call family.