I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul? pOOp
How does a train eat?
Chew chew!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
adin you should consiterrrrrrrr eating penical lead you fat cat lover only if your the ne adin from ff though xoxo da babby
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
What do cannibals call an orphanage, all you can eat buffe.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
your like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
