WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Eating Jokes
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
