What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?