Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
-Dark_Humor
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
why did the roman not eat bbq chicken? Because he "wasn't a veggaterian"
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
What do frogs 🐸 eat?
French Flies!
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl
What Plate do you need to eat in a car? A LICENCES PLATE
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
