This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
