Dwarf jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.