Dwarf

Dwarf Jokes

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

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I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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