What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
