Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Does a migit count as a orphan?
I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
You may not like me but you still look up to me
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
