Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How is the weather down there?
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
