Dwarf jokes
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How is the weather down there?
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.