Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn't know I was there."