Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
