Drug jokes
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Grass for lash.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?