Drug jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Memes
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.