Drug jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Hollow Knight Meme
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Shitpost-master general
Community talk
I think my friend is mad at me. I kinda said she couldn't have drgs for christmas </3
hi mal ill try to call u later on the house phoen again im doing school rn and i wont get my phoen today bc im failing for nicotine, but i will have a drug test in the next 2-3 days ilysmmmm and i cant wait until i can see you. MUAHHHHH
y'all I might lwk like do weed fr