Drug jokes
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.