A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.