Drug jokes
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Grass for lash.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_