Drown jokes
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
A priest is drowning in a river. A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that God will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God said, "I sent you three f***ing boats and you didn't take them!"
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
wow mario got done dirty
real
Shitpost-master general
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
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