Baby Drowning Solution

The joke plays on the dark humor by suggesting a violent solution to preventing a baby from drowning, which is unexpected and shocking. Instead of a rescue or safety measure, it introduces a grotesque idea.

• Baby
• Infant
• Water
• Violence
• Danger
• Safety

• How do you make a baby float? You take your foot off its head.
• What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof? With a pitchfork.
• What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel!
• What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.