Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad??
To drown herself
Why did Paul Walker drown? Because he was to busy carpooling.
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake ... It was a bittersweet victory
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left
12 because fish dont drown
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
I like my oreos how I like my victims.... Drowning
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
