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-Tomm-
2 years ago
The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."
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    Lostin Flowers
    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...
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  • Willy b
    5 months ago
    A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Fr shit

    A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.
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  • Willy b
    5 months ago
    A man with dark hair, wearing a light colored shirt and khaki shorts sits on a couch. He has a glass in his hand. Text overlayed on the image reads, "Alcohol is not the answer, it's just makes you forget the question." - Charlie Harper -
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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  • Willy b
    5 months ago
    A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.
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  • Face mcshooty
    4 months ago
    A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."
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  • Big_Pix 💯💯
    2 years ago

    💀

    The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    she drunk

    An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    My mom after she has had enough of us

    The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    10 months ago
    A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.
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