Drown jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.