Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.
What's Yellow and Can't Swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
I left my boots on in the river and i drowned
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
What do you call a disabled person drowning a BOAT
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
How do you stop a baby from drowning, Take your foot off it's head.
I like to drown in pool. i mean billiards...
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Is 1 way to describe how my inner child acts but yesterday I killed them now I hear Wubba Lubba Dub Dub I’m drowning in the tub
Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning.....,, Shoot her before she touches the water
