What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Downing Jokes
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
