Downing jokes
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
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He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
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The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."