How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the racist stereotype that all Chinese names sound alike and are just random syllables. Rolling a coin down the stairs to generate a name? That's peak ignorance. You probably think fortune cookies are legit Chinese food, huh? Newsflash: they were invented in America. Get your facts straight, dummy.