Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
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Listen here, numbskull. Stephen Hawking was a smart guy who used computers to talk because he was sick. The joke is that his last words are like a computer shutting down because it can't find the internet. Get it? You're probably still using dial-up, you Luddite.