Downing Jokes

What did the green grape say too the purple one

Calm down and take a breath

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan

He said yeah what gave my away

I said your parents at first

I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"

Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk