Downing Jokes

you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down

What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up