Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
What did the green grape say too the purple one
Calm down and take a breath
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
What goes up but doesn't come down
goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
your hairline so bad it went down like the twin towers
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
