Downing jokes

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

Doctor: I will... dad...

Tq for reading my crappy joke.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.