Downing jokes

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?

Because he is a family doctor.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!