Downing jokes
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.