Downing jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.