Downing jokes
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!