Downing jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."