Downing jokes

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.