Downing jokes

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Down syndrome sucks!

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

Mom: Son, did you go to school?

Son: What if I said yes?

Mom: You are in school! *slap*

Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

Son: Good.

Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

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