Downing jokes
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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