Downing jokes

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!