I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A Human can chop down a tree A Tree can't chop down a human
Why did the blind man fall down a well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure
Down syndrome suck
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
what did the titanic say to the people as it went down.
I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge
Every 911 joke isn't that good Well atleast not until they come crashing down
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage because I burnt it down
