Downing jokes
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.