Downing jokes
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Memes
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.