Downing jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!