Downing jokes

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Cyclist

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Dead

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Memes

Smell

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Animal

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

House

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."