Downing jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.