Downing jokes
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Memes
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.