Downing jokes

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.