Dont jokes

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

I don't know what to write here, just like...

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Don't drink and park.

Accidents cause people.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑