Dont jokes

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

Don't drink and park.

Accidents cause people.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...