Dont jokes
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.