Dont jokes
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Explain Bear i hate you
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!