Dont jokes
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.