Dont jokes
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I don't want to date an alien.