Dont jokes
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(