Dont jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!