Dont jokes
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...