Dont jokes

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.