Dont jokes
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!