Dont jokes
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D