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Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Person you don't know, my name.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
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Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?