Dont jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.