Dont jokes
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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