🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Why did I fuçlc my dad? So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
There's 2 black friends 1 with $1 another with 98 cents and they see a sign:become white for 99 cents so friend 1 said I'll go first then I'll give you 1 cent so then you can go. After friend 1 is done friend 2 asked for the cent so friend 2 said go away black n!gger
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx
Over summer I shot up my school and left a note saying. "I could have done this anytime".
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs
when your wife take 30mins to get ready. me: takes five mins. me: hun YOU DONE YET!!!
Gwen: Prince they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!?!
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now I'm logging of this site and going to watch some tv I'll be back in 1 hour but we are done...DONE...DONE
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but.
Bin there done that
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her. When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth. She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me..... twice; that is if you are not too tired.
A guy goes in to get some tests done, the doctor comes out and says "I got good news and bad news." The guy says "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says "The tests cam back positive, you got 2 weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin her."
